Days Like Yesterday

Be mindful when taking on a Freecycle item OR a Kijiji item…just sayin’.

It begins with this. This is a 3/8″ bolt.  It doesn’t look like anything too too problematic, but stay with me.

P1170542This is one side of a conversation outside of an Airdrie garage.

“Oh, you have a bolt missing on this one bracket.  But, never mind…this one is loose enough; just take it out and take it to Home Depot and they can match it up for you.”

Next morning…some time around 10, I go to unscrew the aforementioned bolt, to have it drop out of the hole and into my hand.  I pop it into the upper and lower of two holes to learn, sadly, that it is totally too small for the job.  Ok…the bolt isn’t threaded, so this must mean that both holes (not in the bracket, but in the baseboard of this cool antique hospital bed) must be threaded.  Here begins my DIY dilemma.

First gent meets me in the hardware isle of Home Depot where I learn that there are some standard bolt sizes, 3/8″ being one of them.  As well, there are 1/4″, 5/16″ and 1/2″.  I was supposing I needed something like a 7/16″.  Hmmm…I leave with these, thinking, just maybe the holes were larger than I imagined them.  Folks, there’s a big jump between 3/8″ and 1/2″.  Don’t do it!

P1170544I know. Ridiculous…even if able to fight them through the base board steel tubing, there is NO WAY possible to get them through the thick bracket!

I tell the same gent on my second trip, WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH A SOLUTION!

He gives me these…are you kidding?

P1170546Standing out in the parking lot, even anticipating the EPIC FAIL on this possibility, I have the foresight to go into the Home Depot for a third time and get washers.  Will you look at the size of the heads on those screws?  Compare them to the size of the heads on those Hex bolts!  So, I buy these.

P1170548A number 8 leaded super duper picture plugger IS NOT GOING TO DO IT!  Not large enough to even explore the possibility.

I decide to try Lowes.  The guy who is spread out and changing oil under his car across the street, comes out from under the car and inquires, “Just what project has you going today?”  I give him the short version and he adds, as he’s slipping back under the car, “Your neighbour is a welder.”

The guy from Lowes knows what he’s talking about, I think.  He starts talking to me about Tap Kits and walks me over to the tools section. He is talking…but I’m not really listening.  The voice in my head is saying, “What the heck? Is this really happening?  How the heck am I going to learn how to use a Tap Kit??”  When I come out of my apparent fog, he says the only other thing to do is to call Calgary Fasteners.  They have the solutions and the hardware for pretty much everything.  I appreciate that I am, at least, going home without more tools and bits in my pocket.

I call Calgary Fasteners.  A very nice guy entertains my story over the phone, but in the end repeats the common story about what sizes of bolts are available, but promises that if I bring all of the pieces over to their location (somewhere in la la land), they might be able to show me how a Tap Kit can modify things.  He says that I might not require a 7/16″ bolt, but something metric.  It’s a precise art.

I thank him and put down the phone.

At this point I’m well into the day and feeling hopeless.

I look up the Husband-For-Hire number and leave the directory open on the kitchen counter and decide to pour myself some cold water and go over the natural consequences that surface when making less than ideal decisions.

Logging in to Facebook, I put out a helpless plea.

I’m in a bit of a fix-it conundrum presently. If you have knowledge of hardware/bolts/tapping new holes etc, please private message me.

It isn’t four minutes when I receive duo responses from two wonderful guys.  Pretty much, in tandem, they respond with the exact solution…not necessarily the most aesthetic, but very strong and relatively easy.

Mack and JonI calculate the diameter of the steel tube and off I go, back to Lowes, where this time I feel confident that I’m going to resolve the function of the bracket for the bed.  I purchase these items, as well as two lock washers and hex nuts.  I purchase 2 1/2″ long bolts to account for the thickness of the tube, front and back, the washers and the nuts.

P1170551 P1170552 P1170553I do the job.

P1170495P1170561 P1170556 P1170554Next time?  Yes…go ahead with the instinct that tells me, “Please, sir, will you put this thing together in front of me, so that I might see the pitfalls before I bring the pitfalls home with me?”  A big day of learning for me!

While in the back yard, with tools and things scattered about…I quickly put together my bean-bed and decide it’s time that Max have some company.

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3 thoughts on “Days Like Yesterday

  1. NEXT TIME GOT TO BED BATH AND BEYOND AND BUY A BLOOMIN BED!!!!!!!
    even I would not take on drilling straight holes through steel how did you hold the thing you were drillind????Good Girl.

  2. So happy you follow through with your projects. I have a basement full. Cool bed. Cool hardware/handy woman and free cycle/kijiji learning that we all benefit from.

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